Hey y'all! It's your favorite hillbilly 7-Eleven manager whose blood is slimier than your three month old bong water.

Today is my favorite day! National Slurpee Day, aka 7/11! Best day ever. Better than Christmas.
In honor of today, I am handing out free slurpee coupons, any size. You can use them at any 7-Eleven or Speedway local.
But I swear to Jesus, you better put that slurpee in the designated slurpee cups or I'll tan your hide so raw, your grandsire's
grandsire is gonna be hollerin'.

Have a fantastic day! I know Oppey and I been havin' a blast.

Ricky Bobberton IV
Manager of Alabama 7-11

ooc: This is Bloodspotted